Posts randomly generated phone numbers. Maybe don't call them. Please @BestGirlGrace if it says something nasty, it's got a big word list.
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In the market for cat? Pick up the phone and dial 1-991-LURED-US eventually!
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Do you have problems with tires? Call Bezos and Crime, Attorneys at Law at 1-800-8-ME-TILT sometime.
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Sure, you suck, but you can at least call 555-N-AN-DAMS sometime.
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