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it's called Spectre because it fills your computer with ghosts

generally, I'll pick a stock phrase, put it into the rotation for a few years until people get sick of it, and then pick something new. I've been saying "follow your dreams" as a good-bye for so long, I barely notice it any more.

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if I'm talking to someone who has a bird fursona, I'll try to modify the second one to include that somehow

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I greet people with either "Hey there", "what's the word, mockingbird", "howdy", or simply saying the time of day, like "morning" or "afternoon". It's a real wild card.

I still don't know what a vibe check is, I just know everyone keeps making vibrator jokes about it

the phrase "teach a man to reason and he'll think for a lifetime" has been running through my head from a music video I saw in high school

now I just imagine someone from logicdipshits.social reply guying me with that

computer programmery 

also, like, there's only ever zero or one good questions per talk

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computer programmery 

it's hard watching the older talks where people would just interject with dipshit comments she already answered or didn't say anything

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computer programmery 

watching a new c++con talk by the lovely Kate Gregory, and she's finally learned to start telling people "questions are when you want information from me"

rating the lady supervillain emojis 

Apple: classic villain shit, Gracecore, would team up with. A

Google: Points for originality. The gradients and flat colors mixing like this reminds me of old flash animation. Definitely menacing, though. C.

Microsoft: Disappointing show. She looks like a clerk at the freeze ray store. B-, but only because I just thought of her letting her hair down after work and just fucking cutting loose.

Samsung: Give her a coat, the poor thing's shivering. C+.

WhatsApp: Evil Elastigirl. A+

Twitter: looks more like the lead singer of some questionably fashy metal band than a villain. Decent smirk, though. C-.

Facebook: Hell yeah! You got the pose, you got the fucking rad as hell Bride of Frankenstien hair, and you got some kickass armor. A+

JoyPixels: She's fine. Does the job. C+.

OpenMoji: This is just a sad lady in a green mask. Needs a makeover. D.

Emojipedia: This is the Apple emoji before she gets it together. B+.

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twinning kink 

fellas, is it anticapitalist to want to corrupt and assimilate the powershell mascot

the apple and whatsapp ones look like an early Modemoiselle if you add the pink streak

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most of them are already pretty good, except Microsoft, who really dropped the ball on this one. emojipedia.org/woman-supervill

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infiltrating emoji vendors one by one to make the female supervillain emoji into Modemoiselle

there's an ad in the elevator for something called "socktoberfest", which I assume is some celebration for perverts.

i tried searching for "carmen sandiego hat", but that just gives you the same cheap prop hat

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also, most of the listings are for identical products from fifty different chinese resellers, but that's true of anything on ebay

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searching ebay for "wide brimmed hat", but all the pictures of hats are floating in the void and are photographed at an angle that gives you no information about brim size

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.