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twilight sparkle and hermit purple seem like the best horse/stand pair to me

this is the power of my horse, [twilight sparkle]

this must be the work of an enemy horse

horse user

becoming an audio dorkus in addition to my preexisting foss dorkusness (debating whether i should encode my music as AAC or opus files)

I'm glad Gwess immediately uses her power for horny reasons

i'm so glad we get someone singing 🎶 jolene, jolene, jolene, joleeeene 🎶 so early

i mean, i wouldn't have to make anyone do anything. i've got horny friends

i get it. if i could shrink people down, i'd also make them wear fursuits and be my pets

i realize we didn't have stands yet in part 1, but maybe she can at least get hamon or something

you're telling me Queen Elizabeth doesn't get a Stand https://jojowiki.com/Elizabeth_I

peach mom/bean dad shippers

it's weird that Giorno is Dio's son, but, like, that basically never comes up past the first few episodes?

also, Abbacchio and Narancia just kinda died like chumps

okay, the other thing about Golden Wind that bugs me is that a lot of the stands are just "kills you"?

Like, we get Purple Haze, then they have to write him out of the story pretty much immediately because, lmao

Same with Green Day, which at least has kind of a clever thing you have to work around, but it also feels like kind of a worse repeat of Grateful Dead.

I get it. Coming up with cool stands is fucking hard. It's also, unfortunately, a lot of what Jojo trades on.

I kinda wanna rewatch parts one through three now, it's been a few years