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there are two wolves inside me, and they're named "fun, oddball mechanics" and "you're a narrativist at heart, dammit"

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what if getting a joker means you fail and shuffle back into the deck, no matter what

that might be a little mean, but it also means there's always something bad waiting to happen

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I dunno, I kinda like the idea of needing more than one "success" to get an oversuccess, given the flavor of "get more than you bargained for"

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something like
- draw a number of cards based on your stats and such
- look at the highest card:
2-6: failure
7-10: undersuccess
face card: success
aces and jokers: oversuccess

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the only reason I would do this is because I think cards are cooler than dice

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the problem with this is that I'm already thinking about it and it'd be almost too easy to do

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me: i should get back to work on the OCM tabletop, i'm never gonna finish at this rate
also me: what if i used a deck of cards as the core mechanic instead of dice.

every time I see @witchfynder_finder 's display name, I read it like someone absolutely belting "FIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIIINGS"

*a bunch of bubble mailers show up* what the hell. how am I gonna make fictional characters kiss with these

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if this was anything but the lowest volume of operations, I'd get a PO box

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there are two wolves inside me, and they are named "it'd be really cool to take orders by mail" and "don't put your address on the internet, what are you thinking"

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every OCM trivia night has at least one question that makes someone jump to my feet, say "oh my god, oh no, oh NO" and run out of the room

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another common one is "who's on mount rushmore". if the answer is anything other than "what are you talking about", you're in a bad timeline

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@VyrCossont @00dani the lady who learned the space language in Arrival is gasping and looking around. "Indiana Jones". She pants. "Show me Indiana Jones"

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