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my apartment building loves two things, and it's not fixing the elevator and not telling me about packages

What a weird way to find out Doris Day died and was a Republican.

Encrypting cutesy notes in your robot girlfriend's public key and leaving them on the fridge so only she can see them.

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Do you think the bank can get me a safe deposit box with ethernet and power hookups?

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.