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hypno furry horny 

hypno furry horny 

"Ugh, thank you. My scales get all dry in the winter. I can't even slither without chafing."

lamia's ears perk up when she hears someone is selling snake oil. she could use a massage


they also won't return my messages about adding, so what the hell

keybase has all these no-name brand dipshit instances, but they don't have the only instance that matters:

Well, some working batteries I don't have to work out with a paper clip.

musk horny 

"Megalovania gets you going like that? Wait until the other fitbits hear about this"

my watch says it detected ten minutes of outdoor biking when I was inside playing rhythm games. I think it's being sarcastic.

Homestuck is an American television sitcom that ran for nine seasons on NBC, from 1989 to 1998. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Homestuck, with the latter starring as a fictionalized version of himself. Set predominantly in an apartment building in Manhattan's

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.