@ben @00dani Ah, but Vishen already lives in my heart, and also I don't have guild wars 2

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@junebug "Welcome to my conlang that consists almost entirely of suitably smutty words for genitals. Wait come back, I haven't even explained the difference between "gussy" and "thrist" yet!

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"fond" memories of being in erotic rp circles when I was younger and being obliged to describe sex because that was the only thing most folks were interested in, and I just wanted to RP.

talking kink and oral, though? hell yeah

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@minty_da I was gonna say "getting grs to become blessed with knowledge of the horny vagina words", but turns out that doesn't work, huh

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@socks Happy to help! The link's in my bio and I'd love to hear what you think!

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@socks Yeah, big same. One of the reasons I started writing and publishing my work the way I did is because I wanted to see some fiction that centered my more unusual kinks and didn't focus on the "sex classic" parts I wasn't interested in.

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@ben Yeah, they sure did go out of their way to give Vishen a bulge, huh

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@socks Like, I tend to have this sort of sex happen off screen, if it happens at all, and it's served me well because it's not what I'm interested in writing.

If it is what you want to write, well, nothing for it but practice.

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@ben ben, I don't know how to tell you this, but none of these people seem to have genitals

if you're stuck on a bike made of pitch, that's a viscous cycle

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now is a good time to clarify that "i don't typically write penetrative sex scenes because it doesn't interest me- I prefer kink stuff" and "I don't typically write that kind of sex scene because I don't have any practice with it and I'm worried about not doing it right" is something of a vicious cycle.

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@ben ah, I love that space lady. Albert Camus

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@ben ah, yes, ranoah's *looks at smudged writing on paw* vagrimbo

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me: ah, yes, I write smut, check out my horny blog
also me: ah, fuck, what are the good horny words for "vagina"

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@ben hey, if you wanted oral, you should have mentioned it earlier

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this is why I don't try to write sex scenes lmao

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