@pastelpunkbandit @skelltan @amandag he would make a new account on some instance, wander reply to every post he could see with "join the don't marry moment. there are three main points:" and then something about "don't date an American woman, don't marry an American woman, don't buy a house for your American wife" or whatever. Then, once everyone had blocked that account, he'd start over again with a new one. at some point, he started shouting about how much he hated feminism or loved trump or whatever, burned out, and we never saw him again.

the meanest kind of wife guy: the extremely divorced guy.

it's late night Grace thread time again, folks. I don't know where this train is going or where it's stopping, but we're in here together.

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the internet has made me so many new friends and led to incredible self-discovery, but it's also made sure that the word "wife" is extremely hilarious to me, so it's hard to say if it's good or bad

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@ptchu he was the perfect mix of awful and hilarious. A truly once in a lifetime event.

do you think he's chilled out, or do you think he's shaking his fist at the sky and screaming "Damn you, wife!"

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do y'all ever wonder what american wife guy is doing right now. how many houses do you think he's gone through

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come to think of it, the fact that "don't email my wife" and "american wife" get me every time is probably up there, too

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I tried to explain the concept of a wife guy to my dad once and he was mostly proud of me for using the phrase "dunked on" correctly

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I remember, very early on in my fediverse career, I posted "Elon chuckled. You mean the apartheid distro?" and I knew there was no turning back.

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there's a lot of jokes in my life that are impossible to explain to someone who's not online, but the fact that just thinking about the Wikipedia article for chairs is definitely high on the list

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@witchfynder_finder Mostly, I'm thinking about the HLVR:AI gag with reciting an old version of the Wikipedia article for chairs.

anyways, I've been absorbing this song and it's been getting me fucking hyped up to write about one of the rival agencies to the OCM, the United States Forest Service Task Force for Metahuman
Concerns.

youtube.com/watch?v=QplvsYHmq_

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fediblock 

@AudreyJune @whjms @starwall as someone who gets mixed up with some other, shittier Grace every couple months: i get it, it sucks

fediblock 

@whjms @starwall

djsumdog with an m: bad
djsundog with an n: good

FFXIV, Roegadyn Lancer, pants question 

@rockario Yeah, and you know they're gonna rub up against your skin every time you bend your knees even a little.

FFXIV, Roegadyn Lancer, pants question 

@rockario Look, if you don't like the pants, the game has hundreds of pants for you to choose from, and you can make any pants look like any other pants.

But also? those pants slap

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