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paul blartifice

@millenomi It's very funny that nobody ever had to try hard to name a language before folks started coming up with conlangs.

@millenomi lmao, wikipedia says they almost called it "la lingvo internacia" and changed at the last minute. Good call, folks.

@FirstProgenitor you even get to see your character stretch and wake up when you log back in

most just name themselves after their word for "language" or "global language". finally, someone made a good language

it's very funny to me that toki pona means "good language". why don't more conlangs do this

@fluxom_alt is andi not both rare and majestic

the rare and majestic girltwink

@egg nice button

i usually describe the Lady as a milf, which mostly means she falls asleep on the couch a lot and doesn't know how to use a computer

it's fucking weird seeing emojos from bofa.lol in the emoji dashboard

@fluxom_alt "Murdermaids! Behold!" and all the maids clap for Behold

@fluxom_alt

👉 🐁

if you let a macassar and an antimacassar touch, they cancel each other out

😏 🐭 🕑

git dilf

i don't know if the joke sequel, erlang the movie 2, is good, but "webscale, noSQL, badass, rockstar, get-the-girls, get-the-boys, impress-your-mom, impress-your-dad web services" tickles me

if anyone wants to watch a pretty cool tech demo from 1990, i have good news for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXmOlCy0oBM&t=6s

sometimes the posts are just for me

*an aide whispers in my other ear* what the hell is erlang