Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

@sidd_harth0_5h4h nothing, really. it's just a weird joke about how stores advertise themselves in the US

thinking about offering great brands at everyday low prices. has anyone done this yet

@dialupdoll the little valve looks really flimsy to me, I'd prefer a proper crimper tool, but that's A Whole Thing

@dialupdoll this is how you make, like, ethernet cables, being able to do it with power cables would rule

i'm not sure I trust this, though

@fluxom_alt I dunno about eboy, but I'm definitely getting, like

a parallel universe grace where i'm a cool high school teacher

@fluxom_alt I don't know anything about her, but my gut reaction is yes

i'm tapped out and you have three times lethal in the air. why are you fucking around with combat tricks

just swing and kill me, christ

@heatherhorns "ah, now my audience will be as informed as they are entertained."

thinking about angrily reviewing things. has anyone done this yet

@rezzish yeah, it's more fun to be mystified by the orb

mtg arena: if you keep playing, you'll earn an Orb
me: what does the orb do
mtg arena: the Orb awaits

an anthology is where you study ants

@Timmy @jaye https://rockinmonkey.com/ is the place I use, they're reasonably priced, don't have huge minimum order sizes, and, to my knowledge, they're not owned by anyone with terrible politics

diamond heist is a great lawyer, but she really shoulda caught this one early

my lawyer, who is me in a blazer, calls and tells me that i'm legally obligated to start a fourth podcast

this is a joke, but it'd probably be the OCM podcast if I had to