thinking about being a mysterious merchant who welcomes you to my shop with a hearty "wellllcome" and maybe a tailswish
touching computers for a living is nice and all, but I really just want to sell people cursed items
this is pretty much the gender, despite technically being the OCM'S Obsolete and Unusual Media Desk
the stuff doesn't even have to be cursed all the time. honestly, it'd be cool to have a smattering of good and bad things, depending on whether the customer is cool or not
or, at least, stuff where the "curse" might be a gain depending on the person
like this potion of dick fall off
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.