actually, it's only jacking off if you're doing it to someone named Jack
otherwise, it's just sparkling masturbation
@BestGirlGrace oh god oh no oh god I'm imagining carbonated cum again and having a bad time
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.
@BestGirlGrace oh god oh no oh god I'm imagining carbonated cum again and having a bad time