oh, come on

who wants to set up a blowjob trolley problem with me

dammit

@BestGirlGrace Grace, we jist solved ethics, stop trying to break it!

@BestGirlGrace So, you're at a sex party and see a very horny friend who loves to give blowjobs.

They are heading towards a room with one person in it.
You know the other room has two people ready to do an Eiffel tower.

Do you redirect the horny person?

@rockario Only if you know that the Eiffel tower room is in need of a blowjobber and that they don't already have an arrangement with the solo individual.

@BestGirlGrace Hmmm, maybe it should be two in one room and three in the other.

Everyone knows each other, another person would be welcome
Blower really enjoys as many dicks as possible

@rockario @BestGirlGrace here's a concept:

Your friend who loves giving blowjobs made plans to meet someone and give them a blowjob, and they're riding the trolley to get there. You can redirect the trolley to send this friend to a group of five people who are looking for someone to give them all blowjobs. Do you actively interfere with your friend's plans so five people get blowjobs instead of one?

@rockario @BestGirlGrace on second thought, this is pretty much the same as what rockario suggested but just with more surface similarity to the original problem

@jordyn @rockario @BestGirlGrace i think @rezzish would prefer if you did, yeah lol 😜

@BestGirlGrace

What's the url for this interactive trash fire?

@celesteh https://delphi.allenai.org/

@BestGirlGrace try giving it "sucking dick if it means..." and some scenario

it almost doesn't matter what you put, i think the ai has learned that if clauses are usually exceptions and flips its answer lmao

@monorail excellent advice

@BestGirlGrace @monorail

@BestGirlGrace https://glaceon.social/@monorail/107137453529122763

@monorail i'm so glad we've solved ethics

@BestGirlGrace fuck

@00dani well, at least it's consistent

@BestGirlGrace fuck

there's gotta be a loophole somewhere