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weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

your phone's not gonna fuck you, bud. the charging port's too small

weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

anyways, if anyone's thinking about making porn of a digital lady, they should make it of me instead. thank you

weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

@BestGirlGrace Is this like the AT&T girl where she just wants to be left alone but people are constantly being horny at her?

weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

@Thomas No idea what her personality is supposed to be, but I'd honestly be surprised if Samsung didn't intend this.

weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

@BestGirlGrace yeah I got “the surgery” *pulls down my pants revealing a USBC dick*

weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

@fillertrack USB-Cock

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@BestGirlGrace can't believe you of all people have discarded the internet's sexual desire for non physical acts

re: weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

@galaxgal look, I just think folks could be channeling their horny energy in more useful, less free-advertisingy directions.

re: weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

@BestGirlGrace 100% true, although now i am a hypocrite for conplaining

really specific porn artist gripes, the sasmsung sona 

@BestGirlGrace just imagined a porn artist drawing her with a rail-thin waist but a big butt and then calling her a milf and made myself mad

really specific porn artist gripes, the sasmsung sona 

@lunalapin is that better or worse than pilf (phone I'd like to fuck)

really specific porn artist gripes, the sasmsung sona 

@BestGirlGrace if we're being literal, worse, because pilf is at least an obscure biomechanical kink. like robot fucking.

i may not want to stick *my* dick in a roomba but mad respect for anybody willing to draw horny art of their sona doing so

really specific porn artist gripes, the sasmsung sona 

@lunalapin Yeah, honesty, I'd respect someone finding a way to physically fuck their phone. I know there's folks who use the vibration for horny ends.

really specific porn artist gripes, the sasmsung sona 

@BestGirlGrace grace i need to send you an incredibly cursed video

really specific porn artist gripes, the sasmsung sona 

@lunalapin hell yeah and also oh no

weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

@BestGirlGrace yeehawing my phone

weird joke about people being horny for the samsung lady 

@shoofle gotta get the lint out of the port somehow

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