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this movie is immediately charming
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god, i haven't heard the numa numa song in ages
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oh, damn, talking heads
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"It's not illegal if you're good at it!"
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It's no "Everything's legal when the cops aren't around!", but it's pretty good
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and dragons, which are like if dinosaurs were gayer
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robot flight attendant is, unfortunately, a gender
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ayy, Colorado
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it's pretty funny to me that they put what's supposed to be the mall of the americas in the least populated part of the state
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flatirons mall has, uh, two stories, not three
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five nights at furby's
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sometimes a family is four humans and two robots
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can't they go to another not apple store
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this movie has me thinking about Solitaire and found family, tbh
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super black and red murder robot is, unfortunately, a gender
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more Ash than me, but, you know
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honestly, if this movie had a gay communist vocaloid, it wouldn't surprise me
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honestly, i think more movies should include my tabletop rpg characters.
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god, if you didn't pick up on the numa numa dance, there's a fucking "everybody walk the dinosaur"
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gender
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platinum brawler where you play as linda mitchell
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this is basically metal gear rising
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you know how people say 100 gecs is music for people who grew up with unfettered internet access? this is a movie for that
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@BestGirlGrace Ah, you have reached My Favourite Joke
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@BestGirlGrace The Furby segment is like 5 minutes long and I could barely breathe by the end of it
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@witchfynder_finder the fact that they're not some knockoff and are, in fact, Real, Actual Furbies really elevates the joke
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@BestGirlGrace Absolutely
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@BestGirlGrace It's implied that was the only one
Whether that means they don't have any other brick-and-mortars or if that was the only one with the power still on is unclear
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@witchfynder_finder i'm willing to believe that the evil robots torched the other pal store for this reason, yeah
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@BestGirlGrace Millennials
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@witchfynder_finder yeah, it rules
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@BestGirlGrace Hell yeah
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@BestGirlGrace tfw your found family is also your actual family
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@witchfynder_finder sometimes the family you find is right in front of you
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i feel doubly represented because I was a weird little blonde boy with special interests and a love of dinosaurs who grew into a artsy lesbian with special interests and an appreciation for dinosaurs