thinking about getting the loudest keyboard on the market. just the clickiest goddamn switches they have
@BestGirlGrace Use silent switches so that when tested unplugged it's silky smooth, but then when plugged in ***CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK***
@BestGirlGrace keyboard that has one of those rubber chickens that screams like a man under each key. A separate one for each key.
Get one of those Selectrics that used to be a mainframe console. Add sufficient glue circuitry to make it output USB keystrokes while still typing (the mechanical snap-back is part of the feel, after all.)
Then replace the “gold ball” print head with a length of steel pipe and the roller with another length of steel pipe, ends open for better acoustics.
Use when livecoding Einstürzende Neubauten covers.
@BestGirlGrace on the other hoof, it will make you easy for delivery drivers to find. just add a note to every order like "and you will know her by the sound of her clacking"
@BestGirlGrace give every key one of the little flip things and when you open it it sounds an alarm.
@Runner running all over the room, throwing switches, yelling at my assistants to do the same
it's a really good gender
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