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Look, these spreadsheets have to be purrfect as soon as pawsible, or you're nyever getting that promotion.
@BestGirlGrace make one of your lab assistants tie the thing for you. especially if you have that dynamic where they're like "dammit boss, you're supposed to be the face of our department. let me fix that."
and you're like "hush, electron microscope servant! my work speaks for itself"
and they're like "yeah but my postdoc won't pay for itself. i know you're the boss, but we need to get re-funded, so you need to look like it!"
and then you're all "okay, okay. you know i value your attention to detail, Dr. Taylor. you're a critical part of this mad science organization" and let them do it
but also bop 'em one with your pawbs as they're doing it, so they don't get *too* smug
@vyr This is extremely good. As a bonus, consider the fact that this catgirl surrounds herself with rat and mouse girls as lab assistants. So there's either a step ladder involved or Dr. Taylor had to ask for and get uppies.
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.