I grew up in the midwest, so I have News Anchor Voice. There's a reason I lean into the "Hi, I'm Princess Grace, noted sex haver." bit.

the other part of it is that i've seen enough Simpsons episodes that the "Hi, I'm Troy McClure" construction resonates good in my brain

if you want to hear me say things, good news. I'm on like eight things that consist of me recording my voice while talking to at least one other person.

also, i record myself for a bit at least once a week, so it's not like you have to delve into the Princess Grace Podcast Network.

@BestGirlGrace I'll be honest, the more you say "noted sex haver" the niggling doubt that you're lying grows a little tiny bit

@rockario My "Noted Sex Haver" posts are raising a lot of questions already answered by my posts.

@BestGirlGrace @rockario Here's a question: Who is noting this sex having? Is it just you? That feels like cheating.

@LilyVers @rockario look, fucking in front of a notary raises a lot of consent issues, so you're gonna have to take someone's word for it

bringing hypnosis into the conversation 

@BestGirlGrace @LilyVers As someone known and proven to do erotic hypnotic stuff, I do not know how reliable any attestation of your sex-having can be

@BestGirlGrace @LilyVers It probably wouldn't count as the notarizing, but for an additional fee I'm sure you could ask them to stamp whatever you want

@rockario @LilyVers I've thought about becoming a notary before, mostly as a bit, and I could probably make some money doing notarized sex watching.

unnecessary bureaucracy kink 

@BestGirlGrace @rockario I'm immediately into this, yes

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