Hi, I'm Mister Chef, President of Halo. You know, people always ask me "Hey, Space Troop, are you married to Cortana or what?" And I always just laugh, look off into the distance, and say I'm married to the job. The job of fucking aliens.
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.