Sup, nerds. Wanna buy some software on floppy disks? Of course you do. That's why I'm selling msync, my command line mastodon client, on floppies! I have builds for Linux, OSX, and Windows ready to ship.
And if floppies aren't your thing, I have these lovely Office of Consensus Maintenance stickers, too.
I accept orders by internet, fax, and mail.
@bunny_jane you may wind up having to compile from source, but that shouldn't be too onerous if it comes to that.
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.