when you get a new security clearance in the OCM, they send you a wendy's grill skills style video about what you're now allowed to know about https://youtu.be/MbVDQKcxg00
another common one is "who's on mount rushmore". if the answer is anything other than "what are you talking about", you're in a bad timeline
@BestGirlGrace it's like, a room with 50 or so doors, if you get a question that doesn't make any sense, try heading back to your own universe, we'll get everyone where they belong (or want to be) pretty soon
@junebug "Do I have to?"
"You know the rules. Gotta do trivia night after you come back from a time travel jaunt."
"But everyone's gonna laugh at me!"
@BestGirlGrace running into the problem of some people just being really, really, really bad at trivia, that tv show was called "strange stuff" right?? the netflix one? i'm sure of it.
@junebug @BestGirlGrace "oh, the show about the one white guy who decides to do a bunch of awful shit and gets away with it until he doesn't? yeah, that one's a classic. wild how he could make so much...... mmmmmeth? no. advertising? shit. political intrigue? fuck. ....RIGHT, HALLUCINOGENIC SMOKEABLE BANANA SKINS, of course, how could i FORGET"
killing a person
@BestGirlGrace @junebug for some reason, killing john lennon is like, in the top 5 reasons to go back in time. there's a policy that if you can remember why someone would need to assassinate lennon, it's your responsibility to go back and do the deed.
there are posters of him in the break room with the slogan,
"if you know, then you go"
killing a person
"can you tell me who Wayne Knight is?"
'He's an actor'
"Wow. That's...ironic. Got what he deserved, I guess. Do you know what a hummingbird is?"
*Time traveller checks the map, using the answers like the numbers in a gps coordinate*
@BestGirlGrace sometimes it's the host
they throw out a lowball question, everyone in the room whispers among themselves, no one is writing anything. the host runs out of the room and someone else has to take over
@BestGirlGrace i don't know if anyone's noticed this in the intervening year
but they jump to your feet? been doing more twinning?
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.