@BestGirlGrace what's the deal with tavern food
@lemoncarrots @BestGirlGrace (me, the DM) You walk in to the mystical tower and encounter Jerrzek Seinfezzld. Roll for initiative. (a Seinfeld bass riff starts playing)
@breakfastgolem @BestGirlGrace I roll 14
@lemoncarrots @BestGirlGrace A Kr'mer appears at the door to the tower to complain about the water pressure in his cave. Roll a Willpower save.
@breakfastgolem @BestGirlGrace I roll a 2, but I make the save anyway because I have a high flow shower head that gives me a huge bonus
@BestGirlGrace Famous adventurer Figged Aboutit
@rockario this is a pretty good name, especially if you only tell people your character's first name
up there with Rolle For Initiative
@BestGirlGrace @rockario ahhhh, Lady Fernishitiv, truly one of the great heroes of this land.
@BestGirlGrace eyyyy im forgin heroes over heeyah