@BestGirlGrace *Fbi agent looking over DB Cooper's file* Damn, it's in XML
*Other FBI Agent* Does that mean?
*The first FBI agent nods* That's right, he's actually DB2 Cooper
@violet if it were all json, he'd be mongodb cooper
@BestGirlGrace Couch DB cooper 🤔
@violet decibel cooper
@BestGirlGrace Currently imagining a man dressed up as a speaker parachuting out of a plane with a briefcase full of money
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