folks, fellas, members of the press, and so on. i have gathered you here today because i have created what may, perhaps, be the important discovery of our lifetimes. i give you...
*i tug a tarp down*
@BestGirlGrace I'm already buying out your stock
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.