Oh, THIS is her version of Cornered. Fuck yeah.

it's pretty funny to me that they made Mia's titties so big, her table slam looks kinda awkward because she can't put her arms in front of herself.

if I were an Ace Attorney witness, I would be the lady who completely has the court eating out of her hands and also absolutely did it

Dahlia even has the parasol

MIA: well, we all know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

the localization for these games is generally very good, I just wish someone would sit there with a spray bottle ready for when they try to be topical

anyways, Phoenix has some Larry Butz energy in this

what the fuck, phoenix

Dahlia has some powerful energy

hair backstory

wait, did Mia lawyer him so hard, she blew his hair off

also, like, Phoenix says "if I study really hard now and become a lawyer, I can still help my friend!"

Was he talking about Larry? Like, Larry wouldn't be in trouble for like three or four more years, unless Phoenix can just see that Larry's gonna be framed for murder in a few years. Or was he talking about someone else?

@BestGirlGrace more like phoenix wrong

@BestGirlGrace I think he means Edgeworth, who has taken a turn for the Evil Prosecutor?

@LilyVers That makes more sense, at least. "If I start lawyering now, I can maybe Miles from going super bad guy lawyer"

@LilyVers Of course, Miles has been on track to be a demon prosecutor since he was, like, ten, but whatever

@BestGirlGrace yeah but Phoenix didn't know about it until he read about it in a newspaper!

@LilyVers But he didn't decide to take it seriously until he was framed for murder?

@LilyVers then again, given how often people get framed for murder in the ace attorney universe, maybe that's a more reasonable thing to have a wake-up call over. Or at least nudge you onto the right path.

@BestGirlGrace He's super looking out for Edgeworth. They did both talk about going into law over the same mock trial way back, right?

@Balina Yeah, I'm willing to believe he was talking about Edgeworth. It's weird to me the way he talks about saving him, but, hey, it's the gayest explanation and I'll take it.

@BestGirlGrace was waiting for this

@LilyVers honestly, I thought he'd rip it out in frustration or something. I didn't expect Mia to lawyer him so hard, it vaporized his hair

@BestGirlGrace At least he's wearing a fucking mask, unlike everyone else in the goddamned courtroom.