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just thinking about fae dragon and plush kobold stuff now, refers to "you" 

Imagine waking up in this ur-example of a library. Bookshelves lining the walls that stretch to the ceilings. Kobolds riding around on those wheeled ladders, shelving books and occasionally throwing them at each other. Some of them curled up and having a nap in a sunbeam on one of the impossibly comfy chairs. They wave to you and direct you towards the one door. And, right on the other side, is the Lady, penning something with one of her quills. She greets you with a big, friendly smile. "Oh! Goodness, you're ahead of schedule. I'm sure you have so many questions. Come along, come along." She leads you back through the same door, into a different room where the kobolds have put together a little party for you.

You get to sit among them and listen to the Lady read your Story out loud, doing the voices and everything. The kobolds cheer for you when you do something cool and share your tears and offer comfort during the sad parts and there's always a few leaning up against you or trying to climb into your lap.

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just thinking about fae dragon and plush kobold stuff now, refers to "you" 

when she finishes, you are invited to think about where you'd like to be in her Library. She thinks you'd make a lovely Muse, helping her grow and nourish the Stories. She encourages you to think about how you'd redesign yourself, unbound by the constraints of reality. And, of course, take all the time you need. And if you need to talk to someone, you know where to find her. She always has time for her favorite mortals.

Mostly because time doesn't really mean anything here in Arcadia, but it's a sweet gesture.

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I'm not crying, you're crying

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I'm almost wondering if her name is just "the Lady of the Library" or something like that. "Pendragon" is a little joke she uses as a fake name sometimes.

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just thinking about fae dragon stuff now 

she probably has a more flowery name/title for fancy introductions and fae court business, but "the Lady" or "my Lady" is good enough most of the time.

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another good gag is that she's adopted so many names and titles over the ageless years, it would take far too long to say all of it

the last one who tried announcing her full name at some party or another is still there, barely keeping up as new ones are added and others shift or fall off. she checks in on them every now and again to provide moral support in the form of her brisk-yet-warm smile

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The Lady showing up to some fancy Autumn Court ball, wreathed in her finest leaves. Her current favorite Muse hangs off her arm, a vision in gourds and gold. She's trailed by a couple kobolds in little suits and ties, ready to enjoy the evening, assist their Lady, and probably wander off and get up to something when they get bored.

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it's really funny to me how she started as "what kind of horny fae can I cook up", and now it's mostly fantasies about being domestic as a big, powerful faerie dragoness

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for a very weird, fantastical, and gay version of "domestic", of course

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she can shift between "not wearing clothes because that's the normal amount of clothes for her to wear" and "not wearing clothes because she's flirting with you" at the drop of a hat. Usually with nothing but a big, toothy grin from across the room.

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She waves to her mortal from across the kitchen. She's wearing nothing but an apron, propped up a bit by her boner. They don't realize anything's wrong until she snaps her claws and their eyes just suddenly go wide.

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Sometimes their reaction is so cute and she can't keep up her usual routine of asking innocent questions, so she just kinda bursts out laughing.

It's really cute to imagine this faerie dragon corpsing during a scene and having to start it over

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just thinking about fae dragon stuff now, dragon girldick 

She's sitting in her reading room, book in one hand, kobold in the other, totally naked. She invites her mortal to come sit on her lap, no horny undertones at all.

Well, until her mortal is idly grinding up against her cock and suddenly realizes the implications of what they're doing.

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thinking about her changing size seamlessly between shots, always the right size to tease and/or tower over her mortal. Sometimes she's only a touch taller so she can take their chin and force them to make eye contact. Sometimes she's tall enough to get her mortal to faceplant into her boobs when they take a corner too fast. and, of course, the ever-popular bed size.

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experimenting to find the ideal size different for a kabedon

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just thinking about fae dragon and plush kobold stuff now, tf kink 

reading the newest mortal's Story aloud for the first time to them and an audience of kobolds.

The Lady throwing herself horizontally across her armchair and reading the Story, doing a remarkable impressions of the character voices and everything. It's just really easy to sink into the mess of plush kobolds littering the floor and trying to make their guest as comfortable as possible.

If they're not careful, they'll get all plushified before the Story's over. Then the Lady has to grab 'em by the tail and fluff 'em back out into human form with a single, powerful shake. Leaving the tail as a reminder, of course. "Ah ah ah. Not until I'm finished, dear."

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just thinking about fae dragon and plush kobold stuff now, tf kink 

the tail shake also works for kobolds stuck in character and are starting to think they really are Frank Rendsworth, Real Estate Novelist.

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just thinking about fae dragon and plush kobold stuff now, tf kink 

let me tell you, it's something to watch when she picks some random middle manager up by their invisible tail and just hoists 'em in the air and FWUMP

they're plush again by the time they hit the ground

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just thinking about fae dragon and plush kobold stuff now, tf kink 

visiting someone's Story, and she grabs some side character by the tail, yanks them into a kiss, and gets them on their way before the mortal shows up

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the kobolds try to get their revenge by stroking the tail the mortal can't see, making weird faces to try to get their Lady to laugh, you name it

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it works pretty often, usually forcing the Lady to burst out laughing and reset the scene

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Sometimes the book author level of abstraction works, tweaking the Story with a few strokes of a pen. Sometimes it makes more sense to direct it like a film, tweaking the camera and starting scenes over if they don't go just right.

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she's always very kind and soft and gentle with the mortals, especially fresh ones, always hesitant to do something that might physically hurt them even if she knows they'd like it

but she loves slapping the kobolds around with her tail, drop-kicking them into the next room, knocking them out of the way if they're on her desk, you name it. Because she knows they both can take it and like it.

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curling up on your Lady's belly and bouncing ideas off each other for what you'll get up to next.

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she doesn't really have a firm grasp on what things are like on Earth, given that she can really only know about it through story. she's usually pretty close, but even mortals offering factual accounts of things that happened are just another Story to her.

which leads to situations where she'll visit Earth and, even once she gets used to the gravity and knowing intellectually that she has to adopt a humansona, she still, say, expects to skip over the boring parts and has to learn how to do things without her kobolds close at claw.

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just thinking about fae dragon stuff now, food? 

when she makes food in her Library, there's a lot of measuring, mixing, putting stuff in the oven, and whatnot, but a mortal doing the same thing would get a burnt mess instead of the pie she pulls out of the oven and sets cooling on the windowsill.

Which, of course, is something of a rude awakening when she tries to cook something on Earth for the first time without really understanding the point of a recipe

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just thinking about fae dragon stuff now, food? 

it's often said that a faerie would help you plan their own murder if it made a good enough Story

the Lady will help you plan her murder, paint a literal target on her back, explain which scales are the weakest and which weapons work best, give you a copy of her schedule, and basically treat it like a surprise party

it goes off without a hitch, of course. even her last words are scripted in advance. the kobolds all speak and cry at her funeral, then she climbs out of the casket before they eat all the good food at the reception.

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in this essay, i will show that the difference between a distinguished and disaster lesbian is merely a matter of context-

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playing both corpse and suspect at a murder mystery party

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to be clear they're completely separate characters. it's not like the body has all that much to do after the chalk outline is drawn.

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just thinking about fae dragon stuff now, back to the pie example 

she understands that a recipe is one part of making a dish, alongside ingredients, tools, and the physical act of mixing things together and heating them and whatnot, but the actual interaction often isn't important to the Story. Unless the actual act of cooking is part of the Story- the act of mixing eggs is a metaphor for two becoming one or something- she simply needs to suggest cooking, or even just cut to the kitchen being dirty and the pie being done.

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so, when she's on Earth, she realizes she's never had to actually follow the directions on this scrap of food paper, and she certainly doesn't have much context for what words like "simmer" or "preheat the oven" mean.

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it's the same with having the kobolds do it- they go have a montage where they fight over who gets to wear the chef hat, have a mishap with the electric blender, form a stack to get something out of a high cupboard and get knocked over when stuff comes falling out, and then end on them all admiring the pie.

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just thinking about fae dragon stuff now, back to the pie example 

Even if she had the kobolds at hand on Earth, it's kind of a "how many creatures of story does it take to figure out what a roux is"

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there's a weird question of "how much has she actually learned from Stories", and the answer is, of course, "whatever works for her Story". If it would be more interesting for her to do the thing competently, that's what happens. Her abilities are dampened when she's on Earth, mostly just enough to maintain her humansona, but she retains the "what she actually knows is undefined until she has to put it into practice" trait.

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while visiting Earth, she still hasn't figured out that whether you're on time for something actually corresponds to your actions and when you leave, and not depending on whether it'd be better for the story for you to be there on time.

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she has to learn firsthand what people mean by "a watched pot never boils"

she comes off as impatient during her Earth visits, simply because she's always been able to cut away during the boring parts.

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powerful faerie dragon doesn't know how to read an analog clock

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snapping her claws to get a bunch of kobolds together into a bed

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just thinking about fae dragon and plush kobold stuff now 

what's comfier: sleeping on a bunch of regular-sized kobolds while holding a few close while you sleep, or sleeping on one big kobold and letting the rest pile on top of and around you

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The Lady is perfectly happy to be the bed herself, of course, but sometimes that's not what you want.

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anyways, i'm gay for dragons

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you know, the Lady would make a good supervillain

wouldn't even have to change the name

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slinging a plush kobold over her shoulder to use as a purse

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just thinking about fae dragon stuff now and tf kink 

The Lady guiding her mortal to the transformation closet to help workshop some new character or another

She does have her type, though

"Are you sure you wouldn't be better off with some horns? What about wings?"

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@BestGirlGrace grace this thread is so big it's breaking mastodon

you might need to make a new one

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@junebug oh no, she's too powerful

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