does anyone know if we were commemorating a highly esteemed deed here

*looking at smudged writing on my hand* the danger is to the body, and it can... grill?

right now, i'm just trying to find out whether we considered ourselves to be a powerful culture or not. does anyone have that one.

shit, they're gonna kick me out of the nuclear priesthood. i'm gonna have to go back to work at the acid mines

i have no idea where I'm going to put this character to use, but I like 'em

The Shitty Nuclear Semiotician is one of the more popular sketches on the OCM's late night comedy sketch show, SNL (Secure Nuclear Laughs)

@BestGirlGrace you know it!

"Sure it's covered in skulls and called "The Fortress of Bodily Doom, but just THINK of the LOOT"

@IrisKalmia "That volcano is shaped like a skull! Rad! There's gotta be something good here."

@BestGirlGrace basically the Chad sketches but with nuclear annihilation

so just the Chad sketches

@BestGirlGrace it's cool, it's cool - this is why we have those cats that change color

@BestGirlGrace honestly kind of funny to imagine thinking “we considered ourselves to be a powerful culture” with a straight face, what a weird time the past was

@BestGirlGrace that one always makes me laugh, it’s like the reverse ozymandias. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair exactly the right amount, I left you these technical diagrams so you could calculate the precise amount of despair you should have

@solterrasa "We had too much despair, so we put some of it on layaway for you. Please, enjoy our despair."

@BestGirlGrace I know it’s been a long time, but don’t worry, there’s a really long shelf life on this particular despair, and we built this horrifying field of thorns so you could find it. why yes, we did consider ourselves to be a powerful culture, why do you ask?

@solterrasa Hey, check out these cool color-changing cats we made. They're so you can know where the despair is.

@BestGirlGrace I gotta drop the bit for a second, because if we make color changing radiation detecting cats I am REVISING my answer because that is absolutely a powerful culture move

@solterrasa see, the problem with the cats is that if you make a cat that changes color when it's near X, it makes people want to go to X to see the cats do the thing

@BestGirlGrace oh no! stop looking upon my works, ye mighty!! Please despair!

@solterrasa Hey, get out of here! Stop looking at our cool forbidding earthworks and rad color-changing cats!

@BestGirlGrace i just want to grill meme but the grill is violently radioactive

@BestGirlGrace the real question is whether or not we considered what is here to be repulsive

@BestGirlGrace have you checked for:
- Giant concrete spikes
- Massive basalt slab
- Unsettling concrete blocks towering over the landscape

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