ah, fuck, i forgot whether this was a place of honor
@BestGirlGrace you know it!
"Sure it's covered in skulls and called "The Fortress of Bodily Doom, but just THINK of the LOOT"
@BestGirlGrace honestly kind of funny to imagine thinking “we considered ourselves to be a powerful culture” with a straight face, what a weird time the past was
@BestGirlGrace that one always makes me laugh, it’s like the reverse ozymandias. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair exactly the right amount, I left you these technical diagrams so you could calculate the precise amount of despair you should have
@solterrasa "We had too much despair, so we put some of it on layaway for you. Please, enjoy our despair."
@BestGirlGrace I know it’s been a long time, but don’t worry, there’s a really long shelf life on this particular despair, and we built this horrifying field of thorns so you could find it. why yes, we did consider ourselves to be a powerful culture, why do you ask?
@solterrasa Hey, check out these cool color-changing cats we made. They're so you can know where the despair is.
@BestGirlGrace I gotta drop the bit for a second, because if we make color changing radiation detecting cats I am REVISING my answer because that is absolutely a powerful culture move
@solterrasa see, the problem with the cats is that if you make a cat that changes color when it's near X, it makes people want to go to X to see the cats do the thing
@solterrasa Hey, get out of here! Stop looking at our cool forbidding earthworks and rad color-changing cats!
@BestGirlGrace scroll to the bottom of http://thedailywtf.com/articles/No%2C_We_Need_a_Neural_Network
@BestGirlGrace have you checked for:
- Giant concrete spikes
- Massive basalt slab
- Unsettling concrete blocks towering over the landscape
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.