making a dragon oc just because of their association with compilers

i realize that the metaphor is that good compiler design can "slay the dragon" of complexity, but, also, why would you want to slay a dragon when you can smooch one

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i know how my brain works by now. just so long as I don't name them after some kind of terrible pun or reference, I'll be good

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also, given how often i call myself a princess, it makes sense to be accompanied by a mighty dragon.

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what does a compiler dragon do, though

does a compiler dragon sit atop a mountain of documentation? of data, crunched and uncrunched? does a compiler dragon guard access to great computing wealth, allowing those who meet her requirements to pass?

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I think I've thought about something like this before, where the dragon herself was the machine

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I'm gonna wind up going down a rabbit hole about compilers for this damn dragon, aren't I

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@BestGirlGrace if your compiler doesnt have a fursona can you even say its ready for the real world

@BestGirlGrace throw errors at you if you do even the slightest thing wrong and have very little patience

Also hide the Really Good Bugs

@BestGirlGrace As a dragon, I am here to promote pro-dragon-smooching propaganda

joke horny, song ref 

@BestGirlGrace
🎶 who's come to smooch the dragon
come to watch her fall
making code to treat her
like a queen
her giant pillar thick and long🎶

Hmm, maybe I should workshop the last line...

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@Yana well, given that I'm imagining it's about horny compiler dragons, this song rules already

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@BestGirlGrace lo-fi prog to brainstorm horny dragons to

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