fuckin' patronymic naming bullshit means I gotta misgender myself to make a joke about being named "Consensual Sexfight"
wait, shit, I got it
"Please, Mr. Sexfight was my father. Call me Consensual. Or are you gonna learn what happens when you misgender a Sexfight twice?"
the more I write about this, the more I feel like an Achewood character is trying to escape my head
you know, if Achewood had any female characters with agency
"That's right: a non-consensual, sex-free fight."
gonna be the next johnny cash with my hit single, "A Girl Named Consensual Sexfight"
*Cake performing Federal Funding voice*
We can have Consensual Sexfights
You can get a bloody nose
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.