fuckin' patronymic naming bullshit means I gotta misgender myself to make a joke about being named "Consensual Sexfight"
wait, shit, I got it
"Please, Mr. Sexfight was my father. Call me Consensual. Or are you gonna learn what happens when you misgender a Sexfight twice?"
the more I write about this, the more I feel like an Achewood character is trying to escape my head
you know, if Achewood had any female characters with agency
gonna be the next johnny cash with my hit single, "A Girl Named Consensual Sexfight"
"A Girl Who Named Herself Consensual Sexfight"
*Cake performing Federal Funding voice*
We can have Consensual Sexfights
You can get a bloody nose
@BestGirlGrace "A Girl Who Named Herself During a Consensual Sexfight"
@rockario "A Girl Who Has All Her Best Ideas During Consensual Sexfights"
@BestGirlGrace "A Girl Who Demands Her Phone Be Nearby During a Consensual Sexfight (So She Can Post)"
@rockario "A Girl Who Can And Will Win A Consensual Sexfight While Posting (The Sha Na Na Song)"
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.