aliens come to earth and they have some opinions about how we use the word "universal"
we got USB right, though
@BestGirlGrace these studios arent even that big
@cuttlefish they don't even leave San Fernando Valley!
@BestGirlGrace they have usb but only the micro 3.0 ones yknow the fucked up looking ones
@cuttlefish I was wondering what was up with those weird pinchy 3.0 cords
@BestGirlGrace its for backwards compatibality (with aliens)
@BestGirlGrace Aliens seeing ist try to plug in USB-a and laughing that we only have one accidental way to plug it in wrong
@evie proving our might by showing them how we invented those reversible USB-C guys
@BestGirlGrace basic income for the galaxy and beyond
@doubleDensity they're showing up on andrew yang's doorstep like "pay up"
@BestGirlGrace remember when stuff was called "global" and it wasn't even true then
@BestGirlGrace "you call that a _universal_ serial bus? it doesnt even work with our bog standard blirpomaters!"
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.