GEORGE: How do you come out to a dentist?
JERRY: Some way you come out to anyone, I guess.
GEORGE: I'm not callin' my dentist and askin' how they knew when they wanted to have kids!
ELAINE: Why do you have to come out to your dentist anyways? It's not like a hair stylist.
GEORGE: I'm tired of gettin' deadnamed with someone's fingers in my mouth!

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the best part about these seinfeld posts is that I forget I make them and then they make me laugh

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Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.