did you know that you can get one of those employee editions of satya's book if you go to literally any thrift or used bookstore in redmond

i think I've seen a total of one non-employee copy, and that was in a library or something

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@sl2c I have a fascination with the company's weird internal culture, like that board game in the middle that I have seen exactly one other copy of

@distressedegg the raw power alone is making my hair stand on end. forces beyond mortal ken right here

@BestGirlGrace Daft Punk’s “Technologic” but every line is “ship it”

hypno 

@BestGirlGrace hypnodomming yourself into a growth mindset by repeating the mantra “ship it” ad nauseum

hypno, twinning 

@Sapphicgiraffic having a growth mindset by letting a virus girl climb inside and stretch it out

@BestGirlGrace @Sapphicgiraffic Now we just need a few clips of DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS to complete the set

@BestGirlGrace What is going on with that board game? Neither google nor DDG have a lick of information about it, save for its trademark application,,

@vy Right? It's impossible to google for, because "fail to grow" is just a phrase people use.

So, Fail to Grow is a board game for four players about having a fixed mindset. So, basically, you play shitty habits on yourself and good habits on other people, and the person who failed to grow most wins! I played it at my birthday last year and it's... kinda fun?

@vy I have seen one other copy of it, and it's in someone's office window at microsoft

@BestGirlGrace i shudder to think what powers you are playing with. i hope you know what you are doing!

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