Yes! The ritual is coming together!
did you know that you can get one of those employee editions of satya's book if you go to literally any thrift or used bookstore in redmond
i think I've seen a total of one non-employee copy, and that was in a library or something
@BestGirlGrace u need 6 more chaos emeralds
@BestGirlGrace what are you doing with all this Microsoft stuff
@sl2c I have a fascination with the company's weird internal culture, like that board game in the middle that I have seen exactly one other copy of
@BestGirlGrace an eldritch and terrifying assembly, to be sure
@distressedegg the raw power alone is making my hair stand on end. forces beyond mortal ken right here
@BestGirlGrace Daft Punk’s “Technologic” but every line is “ship it”
@Sapphicgiraffic Great, now I'm singing "ship it" to myself in a robot voice.
@BestGirlGrace hypnodomming yourself into a growth mindset by repeating the mantra “ship it” ad nauseum
@Sapphicgiraffic having a growth mindset by letting a virus girl climb inside and stretch it out
@BestGirlGrace what on earth
@BestGirlGrace What is going on with that board game? Neither google nor DDG have a lick of information about it, save for its trademark application,,
@vy Right? It's impossible to google for, because "fail to grow" is just a phrase people use.
So, Fail to Grow is a board game for four players about having a fixed mindset. So, basically, you play shitty habits on yourself and good habits on other people, and the person who failed to grow most wins! I played it at my birthday last year and it's... kinda fun?
@vy I have seen one other copy of it, and it's in someone's office window at microsoft
@BestGirlGrace are you trapping bill gates' soul in a gem
@lemoncarrots let's say sure
@BestGirlGrace i shudder to think what powers you are playing with. i hope you know what you are doing!
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.