succumbing to the brand by buying these ransomware socks
they're only an ad for an antivirus if you don't wear shoes
the text scrolling below the skull and crossbones says "Do not attempt to change your socks".
"submit payment in 96 hours or your feet will be deleted"
this is good stuff
@BestGirlGrace oh these are excellent
@BestGirlGrace thanks i love it
@BestGirlGrace uhhhh hello holy shit where did you FIND these
@Balina @distressedegg oh NO they have a whole line! https://shop.sophos.com/collections/itsocks/products/thermonuclear-odor-socks
so THAT'S how they keep vanishing from the dryer! damned IoT
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.