the text scrolling below the skull and crossbones says "Do not attempt to change your socks".
@BestGirlGrace
"submit payment in 96 hours or your feet will be deleted"
this is good stuff
@BestGirlGrace oh these are excellent
@BestGirlGrace thanks i love it
@BestGirlGrace uhhhh hello holy shit where did you FIND these
@distressedegg @BestGirlGrace I'm going to wager they were originally from a tech conference, but that definitely looks like a thrift store run.
@Balina @distressedegg Thrift store! But they're an ad for Sophos antivirus software if you want to try your luck on ebay or whatever.
@Balina @distressedegg I'm honestly mad I didn't think of "Phishnet stockings" for magician Grace
@BestGirlGrace @Balina THAT'S SO GOOD!!!
@BestGirlGrace @Balina holy fuck, they should get out of the security business and just sell socks, these are fantastic
@distressedegg @Balina These are better than they should be, oh my gosh
Volumetric Shit Compressor 
so THAT'S how they keep vanishing from the dryer! damned IoT
they're only an ad for an antivirus if you don't wear shoes