vague, threatening energy: Fail to Grow, a board game made only for internal Microsoft employees, that is impossible to search for, and that I have only seen one other copy of (but is... decently fun to play)
pervert award: Willie Maykit, a game where players are each alternate universe versions of Willie Maykit, a man who has just had an extra large ice coffee and is stuck at the mall on Black Friday with his girlfriend, Betty Woent. The only way to win is to screw over the other Willies so you're the last one, uh, not wet. It's... fine, but you can't describe it without sounding like a pervert.
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.