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of course the Office of Consensus Maintenance has a union. It's a weird mix of people who think it's a secret society and people who think it's a regular old union, but neither of them are "wrong".
"have you paid your dues" can refer to any number of transactions, rites, or rituals
plus, dental plan
"do you think this is a cult""if it is, it has great insurance"
"filing a grievance" has this weirdly mystical, threatening air around it
every year, a New Contract Is Bargained and materializes in appropriate places simultaneously in OCM offices and on the person of field personnel.
"What kind of materialization?""The kind where it's just there when you open up your briefcase, sit down at your desk, or, rarely, when you turn around.""Class 'cheap to film'. Got it."
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@BestGirlGrace "cheap to film" is an excellent classification
@sunsetmoth It shows up surprisingly often, tbh. A lot of folks with paranormal abilities fall in this category, too.
@BestGirlGrace @sunsetmoth My ability is levitating objects that take on a dubious level of interaction with the surroundings.
@vy @sunsetmoth "You can see the strings!""Yeah, that's part of it."
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.