I greet people with either "Hey there", "what's the word, mockingbird", "howdy", or simply saying the time of day, like "morning" or "afternoon". It's a real wild card.
if I'm talking to someone who has a bird fursona, I'll try to modify the second one to include that somehow
generally, I'll pick a stock phrase, put it into the rotation for a few years until people get sick of it, and then pick something new. I've been saying "follow your dreams" as a good-bye for so long, I barely notice it any more.
@BestGirlGrace may I suggest "live forever"
@fool That does seem like good advice. I bet people would appreciate that.
@BestGirlGrace Catch you later, Aligator!
@BestGirlGrace "It's been a while, crocodile" is probably my favorite tho.
@Deiru Good-byes are a totally different bag, usually including a "follow your dreams" or "believe in yourself."
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