I greet people with either "Hey there", "what's the word, mockingbird", "howdy", or simply saying the time of day, like "morning" or "afternoon". It's a real wild card.
@BestGirlGrace may I suggest "live forever"
@fool That does seem like good advice. I bet people would appreciate that.
@BestGirlGrace Catch you later, Aligator!
@BestGirlGrace "It's been a while, crocodile" is probably my favorite tho.
@Deiru Good-byes are a totally different bag, usually including a "follow your dreams" or "believe in yourself."
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.