clop tarts: "for horses"
qwop tarts: good luck getting them open
mop tarts: with real filthy floor water
NOP tarts: they don't do anything!
@BestGirlGrace Top Tarts: These ones are shaped like t-shirts
@fluxom_alt Top Tarts: not for you, bottom
@BestGirlGrace Bot Tarts: RAM chips
Tom Tarts: Only for tomcats
but if you combine them,
@fluxom_alt Tomboy Tarts: with real rough AND tumble
@BestGirlGrace Roc Tarts: When you eat them you get a 3/3 bird.
@fluxom_alt Hey, if you ever need to fight a bear.
@BestGirlGrace A bear and a half!!!! I can help fight two bears, but we'd all die in the process I think.
@fluxom_alt Yeah, and you can have so much more fun with a bear. We could all go bully twinks together.
@BestGirlGrace Flaxen Intruder is my MTG sona because an ideal night starts with three bears in my presence. C:
@fluxom_alt Plus, I know you have a thing for blondes. <3
@BestGirlGrace vahsjdgajajdhdjsjhahd I didnt think about when I said it but youre RIGHT
@fluxom_alt Especially ones with nice hair, huh?
@BestGirlGrace Yes dear I have a crush on you too, and you have VERY pretty blonde hair
@fluxom_alt I know, dear. I never really appreciated my hair until you started getting all gay for it. <3
@BestGirlGrace And yet they still take the same amount of time to eat.
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.