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dick so average it could be consisdered statistically irrelevant

dick so boring you the only targeted porn you can find is this post

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@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace did Brian Eno compose this dick, because i feel like it's just melting into the background

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@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace took me a whole five minutes before i even noticed it was out. had to cross my eyes to see it like a Magic Eye

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@distressedegg @fluxom_alt it's like one of those hidden object pictures, except I found the paintbrush and the wedding ring before I found this dick

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@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt ever heard of a "cognitohazard"? this dick is whatever the opposite of that is. it's so boring it fires zero stray synapses in the human brain. this dick is so inert that you could line a bunker with photos of it in the event of total psychic fallout

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @fluxom_alt this dick was actually Douglas Adams' inspiration for the concept of the SEP field

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @fluxom_alt so fucking plain no one takes credit for having it

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@pillowcat @BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt did i just eat an entire package of generic brand white bread hot dog rolls, wadded into as small of a ball as possible before being consumed? oh wait no. i just sucked this dick. yawn

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@distressedegg @pillowcat @BestGirlGrace If I had anything nice to say about this dick it's that I can move on with my life like nothing ever happened.

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat At first I thought this dick was a particularly bland designed by committee dildo, but at least that would taste of silicon.

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@distressedegg @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat This dick is a work in progress

I hope

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@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat fuckin Steam Early Access looking dick over here

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@distressedegg @fluxom_alt @pillowcat dick stolen from the default asset store

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat if I were in college I'd have to give a critical art review of this dick because my grade depends on it.

The best I could really say is that it's not upsetting, but I don't really get anything from it either. The artist needs to work on making their voice heard, but in no small part am I afraid that they might not have a voice to be heard in the first place. Five out of ten, I guess.

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@fluxom_alt @distressedegg @pillowcat This dick doesn't have musk, it has Febreze

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@fluxom_alt @distressedegg @pillowcat If you've ever wondered what it was like to handjob an empty toilet paper roll, do I have the dick for you

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat This dick emits an anti-kink field of 20ft due to making people realize that sex can be boring.

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@fluxom_alt @distressedegg @pillowcat how about this, normal dick. you tell me what sex is, and I'll have some with you

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@fluxom_alt @distressedegg @pillowcat I'd say this dick loves the missionary position, but at least missionaries go places

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat Dick, I was having a wonderful time being brainfucked by cthulean tentacle monsters before you walked in and banished them via your blandness. Is there *anything* of value you can give me to make up for that? Because I'm thinking not at the moment, and I'd like to go back to not thinking at all.

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@fluxom_alt @distressedegg @pillowcat *making small talk at Adder Industries* thinking hard or hardly thinking

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat Hardly thinking their own thoughts, but plenty of brain space is being 'borrowed' for a hard thinking job of how to improve this bland dick.

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@fluxom_alt @distressedegg @pillowcat we put our best, horniest scientists on this, but there's nothing they can do. there's nowhere to start

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@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt @distressedegg they tried adding a prosthetic drone cock to the bare crotch, but some invisible force kept getting in the way

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat We need to keep that project file sectioned off from conscious thoughts or the drones will turn into junior real estate agents from Tacoma named Emily *again*

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@fluxom_alt @distressedegg @pillowcat pouring ablative layers of latex on the researchers because the dick just resists them

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@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt @pillowcat dick so dull i tried to keysmash at it but all that came out was an End User License Agreement

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat dick so dull we're about 75 posts of humiliation in and not once have we described it directly

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@distressedegg @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat OCRBot describing the dick:

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@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @distressedegg easying yourself into a state of thoughtlessness by trying to think something about this dick

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@pillowcat @fluxom_alt @distressedegg I'd say there's an element of yin and yang, but that would require this dick to have any sort of moral character

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@BestGirlGrace @pillowcat @distressedegg when cybernetics advance enough we can just scrap the whole thing and start over from literal nothing. It's easier than whatever this is.

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@pillowcat @fluxom_alt @distressedegg I used to say there's no such thing as apolitical, but then I saw this dick

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@distressedegg This dick just gives me that same sense that I'm next to a person who says 'both sides are wrong' and never elaborates.

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@BestGirlGrace @pillowcat @fluxom_alt dick so boring I tried to make an ahegao face at it but all I could manage was this

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@distressedegg @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat dick so boring the ahegao page is just "uhhg, it's done I guess." and then going back to your normal life

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat The haze of lust coming on to me from this dick is manageable at best and forgettable at worst. I've yet to even considering turning into some kind of morally degraded harlot and will continue to excel in college after this encounter.

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@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat this dick is shaped like the words "Not Tonight, I Have A Headache" given physical form and volume

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@distressedegg @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat This dick is so lifeless it reminds me of my highschool depression.

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@distressedegg @BestGirlGrace @pillowcat You know what, this dick is actually a blessing, in a way. There's a great argument floating around in film circles that a movie is better off being bad than being bland, as it can still gain some traction in people's minds and become a cult classic. And in that way, this dick reminds me that even all the bad dicks in my life had SOME value.

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@fluxom_alt @distressedegg @BestGirlGrace slowly realizing i'm actually really fuckin' hornt and the only thing that had been keeping that at bay was talking about this dick

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@distressedegg @fluxom_alt @pillowcat when you open Dick Creator 2000, this is the default dick

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @fluxom_alt if the seed from this dick ever somehow managed to produce offspring, the kids'd be named Grayson or Emma or some shit

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@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @pillowcat This dick went to a dominatrix to get humiliated and she had to pull up this thread to find something to work with.

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@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt @distressedegg if you tried to map this dick onto a yin-yang it'd be a fuckin' S

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@BestGirlGrace @fluxom_alt @distressedegg this dick can only comprehend missionary position

but only as theory

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@pillowcat @BestGirlGrace @distressedegg This dick is waiting until it can renew it's vows after 10 years of marriage.

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