welcome to my rebooted homestar runner series where Strong Bad is gay

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it's basically the same, but he spends a lot less time hassling Marzipan when she is clearly not interested

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on one hand, I should probably start doing voice training so I can actually sound femme

on the other, strong bad

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fun fact: it's harder to do the strong bad voice in real life because the microphone clipping helps a lot

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if I ever get a twink's phone number, my phone is gonna say this when they message me

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@BestGirlGrace *Homestar voice* Hey Stwongbad, what kind of guys are you into? Twinks? Twunks? Beaws?

*Strongbad voice* What? Shutuuuuup, I just like...dudes, you know

@rockario "I just wanna enjoy all their... subtleties."

"Do you wanna enjoy my bubbleteas, stwong bad?"

"Eww! Ugh! No! No thanks! Bye bye!"

"See ya later, handsome."

@BestGirlGrace Marzipan comes in as Strongbad leaves
"Homestar I thought you were enbie?"

"Oh yeah, I love Michael Bublé, I'm totally an MB"

@BestGirlGrace Jesus fucking christ. That's spot on. We're just a little bit frightened, because that means that you can summon strongbad at any time or place.

@violet Aah, thank you! You shoulda seen me doing my Strong Bad voice during Aye, Dark Overlord.

@BestGirlGrace @hyperlink *Strong Bad voice* smell you laterz... or... maybe sooner...?

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