welcome to my rebooted homestar runner series where Strong Bad is gay
"I do it all... for da gentlemens"
*strong bad voice* Ohohohoho, a twink~?
the brothers chaps: call me if you're interested
oh, forgot the most important one
it's a sign
on one hand, I should probably start doing voice training so I can actually sound femme
on the other, strong bad
fun fact: it's harder to do the strong bad voice in real life because the microphone clipping helps a lot
if I ever get a twink's phone number, my phone is gonna say this when they message me
@BestGirlGrace *Homestar voice* Hey Stwongbad, what kind of guys are you into? Twinks? Twunks? Beaws?
*Strongbad voice* What? Shutuuuuup, I just like...dudes, you know
@rockario "I just wanna enjoy all their... subtleties."
"Do you wanna enjoy my bubbleteas, stwong bad?"
"Eww! Ugh! No! No thanks! Bye bye!"
"See ya later, handsome."
@BestGirlGrace Marzipan comes in as Strongbad leaves
"Homestar I thought you were enbie?"
"Oh yeah, I love Michael Bublé, I'm totally an MB"
@rockario "Of course I'm non binawy. Do I look like a computuw to you?"
@BestGirlGrace Jesus fucking christ. That's spot on. We're just a little bit frightened, because that means that you can summon strongbad at any time or place.
@violet Aah, thank you! You shoulda seen me doing my Strong Bad voice during Aye, Dark Overlord.
@BestGirlGrace my new ringtone
@hyperlink do you nod every time like "yep, that's me gettin' smelled"
@BestGirlGrace i say it out loud. "I am being smelled"
@hyperlink power move. turn the tables on the twink smeller
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.