"Hm... laboratory corporation. sounds trustworthy"
@BestGirlGrace Rename essence to "Lame-o points" ?
@rockario this bionic arm costs 2.3 stupid points for jerks
@BestGirlGrace I've never played Shadowrun, but I totally want to be like "What do you mean I'm not supposed to spend all of my "humanity points? What the hell are they for then?!"
@rockario It's this weird system where your essence determines how good you are at magic, but it you don't care about magic, you can go down to like a tenth of an Essence and be fine. I think, the old rules were a mess.
@BestGirlGrace If I get commissions of my characters fursona do I get a bonus
@fluxom_alt XP bonus for role-playing, because this is like half of what shadowrunners buy in this world
@BestGirlGrace if anything it should give one a bonus for doing that.
@BestGirlGrace recursive character sheets
@sunsetmoth currently three layers deep into the character's fursona's humansona's fursona
@BestGirlGrace I would misunderstand the box and just put "yes, they are"
gender: no thanks
eyes: many, they're a spider
@BestGirlGrace My character is Shadowblayde, a street samurai who specializes in dual-wielding a katana with an automatic pistol. They're a big troll lady and their fursona is a teeny tiny bumblebee.
@fluxom_alt Does the bee also use swords and guns, or is it more of a "physical person, magical sona" situation
@BestGirlGrace The bee is adorable and would never harm a fly. It wants to fall asleep in your arms.
Shadowblayde on the other hand is the kinda lady who will give off the aura of wanting to rip off your arms if you look at her wrong.
But her beesona is adorable.
@fluxom_alt I love and want to date both of them while also doing crimes
@BestGirlGrace Eclipse Phase just generalizes this to "morph" since sometimes you want to have a fursona and sometimes you just want to be a sapient space shuttle.
@salameleon Smart. Planesonas are good, too.
@BestGirlGrace just say your name is princess grace, they won't know which one
@BestGirlGrace is this different from "Geoscience Analytical" based in Simi Valley, CA?
@Jewbacchus I assume so, this was in South Dakota.
@Jewbacchus love to just put my entire resume on my work site for some reason
@BestGirlGrace I mean, their major competition is Quest Diagnostics, which is definitely an attempt to goodwash an evil corporation.
@kelbesque Yeah, Quest Diagnostics is the smiley Brave New World to LabCorp's depressing 1984.
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