"LabCorp" is what you'd name your evil cyberpunk genetics lab if you were the world's laziest author, and yet doctors still send them people's blood??

I used to work in this office building a few doors down from a place known only as Analytical GeoSciences, according to the single black and white Microsoft Word sign outside their door. I never saw anyone enter or leave. I assume it was a government front.

trying to be a secretive mission hander outer, but getting called "Mr. Smith" is messing with my dysphoria, so I'm gonna be a femme fatale instead

shadowrun rulehack where augs that make you more like your fursona don't penalize your essence

getting caught because my character keeps getting art commissioned of her crimes

getting caught because you're the only person in the city with expandable neck augs

in the future, tabletop rpg character sheets will list "fursona" in the biographical information section, next to "height"

@BestGirlGrace I've never played Shadowrun, but I totally want to be like "What do you mean I'm not supposed to spend all of my "humanity points? What the hell are they for then?!"

@rockario It's this weird system where your essence determines how good you are at magic, but it you don't care about magic, you can go down to like a tenth of an Essence and be fine. I think, the old rules were a mess.

@BestGirlGrace If I get commissions of my characters fursona do I get a bonus

@fluxom_alt XP bonus for role-playing, because this is like half of what shadowrunners buy in this world

@sunsetmoth currently three layers deep into the character's fursona's humansona's fursona

@BestGirlGrace I would misunderstand the box and just put "yes, they are"

@BestGirlGrace My character is Shadowblayde, a street samurai who specializes in dual-wielding a katana with an automatic pistol. They're a big troll lady and their fursona is a teeny tiny bumblebee.

@fluxom_alt Does the bee also use swords and guns, or is it more of a "physical person, magical sona" situation

@BestGirlGrace The bee is adorable and would never harm a fly. It wants to fall asleep in your arms.

Shadowblayde on the other hand is the kinda lady who will give off the aura of wanting to rip off your arms if you look at her wrong.

But her beesona is adorable.

@BestGirlGrace Eclipse Phase just generalizes this to "morph" since sometimes you want to have a fursona and sometimes you just want to be a sapient space shuttle.

@BestGirlGrace just say your name is princess grace, they won't know which one

@BestGirlGrace is this different from "Geoscience Analytical" based in Simi Valley, CA?

@BestGirlGrace because this place's "Staff" section is just one dude from Brigham Young and seems pretty sus tbh (geoscienceanalytical.com/staff)

@BestGirlGrace I mean, their major competition is Quest Diagnostics, which is definitely an attempt to goodwash an evil corporation.

@kelbesque Yeah, Quest Diagnostics is the smiley Brave New World to LabCorp's depressing 1984.

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