THIS GUY: I heard all furries look at naked animal pictures on twitter
ME: Ha, naked
ME: Pffft, twitter
@BestGirlGrace "All the real fun is had naked!"
"Oh, uh..." I silently inch back towards the closet, super suit in hand. "Y-yeah. Sure."
@fluxom_alt *thinking about how hot it would be to make someone wear a giant, ridiculous princess dress* You know me, love that nudity
@BestGirlGrace "Gotta do that stuff naked. That's just how it's done." I say in a very unconvincing fashion and I think about that one gothification fic Iris wrote
@fluxom_alt *trying to think of one story I've written where the characters stay naked for any real length of time* I just love not wearing clothes. It's just the thing to do when you're horny.
@BestGirlGrace "God, nudity, that's just like. The best. The horniest possible outfit. Nothing better." I reach under my desk and push the panic button, alerting a troupe of armed guards to come to my aid and supply me with emergency thigh-highs and comfy sweaters in this time of extremely taxing woes.
@BestGirlGrace Are the guards wearing the sweaters and thigh highs or giving me sweaters and thigh highs? The answer is both. And by armed I mean they're extremely buff women who are going to hold me with their incredible arms. I'm gay.
@fluxom_alt "You know me, I'm just not comfortable without my birthday suit." I nod, inviting another dozen murdermaids into the giant cuddlepile on my bed, silk getting nice and warm against silk.
@BestGirlGrace In case of insufficient uniform fetish, please call a couple dozen murdermaids to come to your aid.
@fluxom_alt There's a big box on the wall that says "Break glass in case of uniform fetish emergency", and it has a peaked cap and a bell for summoning murdermaids.
@fluxom_alt The bell is unnecessary because they'll come to clean up the broken glass anyways, but it helps the look.
@fluxom_alt (also, how did I forget about that storyy)
@BestGirlGrace it's SO GOOD
I wish I could find the robot BE one tbh, I wanna reread that too
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