the "eww furries" guy from the chatroom:
- turned out to be like 15
- said something like "I heard all furries look at naked animal pictures on twitter, is that true"
- asked if I was one of those "chaste furries"
I was using a cropped version of that porn parody of a dr. seuss political cartoon I commissioned as my avatar, and I told him that "if you could see the rest of my avi, you'd know the answer to that"
I can take the 2008 furry bashing, but at least get the species right when the cute round ears and muzzle stripe are *right there*
@BestGirlGrace Enjoying this immensely so far.
@Zero_Democracy He just kinda went "...I see" and moved on, unfortunately
@BestGirlGrace did you tell him what site you actually view furry porn on
@ben no, something tells me he wouldn't have appreciated that information
@BestGirlGrace I mean maybe he wants to sign up on .social
@ben "friend, let me tell you about a little website called yiff.life..."
@BestGirlGrace wait, isn't that what skunks are? just weird smelly dogs?
@LexYeen I'll have you know we're more like stink badgers, but I'd whap you for saying that, too.
@BestGirlGrace hey, as long as it's not the chemical warfare. 
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@LexYeen Of course. Spray is for after an adult conversation about consent.
Also, he thought I was a weird dog