HANK: If you make your fursona a pokemon, where are you gonna be in a few years when the next big fad comes around?
BOBBY: Then I'll just get a new one.
HANK: Bobby, a fursona isn't just something you throw away when something new comes along. It's a piece of yourself. Why, I've had Lyndon here for thirty years.
BOBBY: Here comes the ref sheet.
HANK: (takes a folded up piece of paper out of his wallet. his fursona is a jacked as hell bloodhound)
*disgusted hank hill voice* lucario
*regular hank hill voice* kemonomimi
mike judge get on cameo so I can pay you to talk about my fursona in your hank hill voice
"I don't like that Grace girl walkin' around here with her fursona. Skunks are pests, you shouldn't be dressin' up like one where kids can see. What if Bobby saw?"
HANK, distraught: Oh, God, I was born in New York! My fursona is a fraud! I'll have to get a pigeon, Peggy! A rat with wings, that's what I am!
PEGGY: I don't know, it'd be kinda romantic if we were both birds. Me, the uptown owl and you, the downtown pigeon. We could soar through the sky and-
HANK: (withering glare)
PEGGY: Alright, alright, jeez
this one was @email@example.com 's idea
HANK, looking at the pigeon sona he just drew for himself: *sobbing*
HANK, squeezing his wife around the waist: I don't call 'er Peg for nothing
Khan: Big, fearsome tiger
Connie: Khan wants her to be a songbird, she wants to be a dragon
Minh: I want to say also dragon
@BestGirlGrace i cant fucking handle this thread
@BestGirlGrace Ah, this is the wholesome family fun part of the furry fandom.
These are great
@BestGirlGrace GRACE NO
@Aleums it's too late for me, the pact is sealed
@BestGirlGrace seriously though this thread owns
@Aleums Thank you! It's one of the classics.
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.