🎶 John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my twinks for free 🎶

wait, fuck, dammit, it was Paul at the bar. John was the real estate novelist. Healyn's gonna be so disappointed dad at me

@spookywitch I think it means "someone who says he's writing a novel and sells real estate for a living"


Paul McDermott, formerly of the Doug Anthony Allstars (sung very fast):

"And the piano it sounds like a piano
And the microphone smells like a microphone
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And it gets all soggy and sinks to the bottom. Thankew."


that sequence is somewhere in "The Doug Anthony Allstars Live at the National Theatre", but youtube wants me to sign in to confirm my age, and i am lazy. also, it goes for almost 90 minutes.

they do some good songs, though

@Nikolai_Kingsley Wouldn't want any children finding out what microphones smell like, you see

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