a friend posed the question "you can pick the powers from any video game character, you have them now. Then you get placed in a random fictional universe. what do you pick?", and I picked my xiv character both for the "not going to die if I wind up in Die Hard" and for the access to glamours and being girl
JERRY: Datin' a catgirl, huh?
GEORGE: It's finally happened for me, Jerry. The stars aligned.
J: So how'd it happen?
G: I went to check out that big crystal they just dug up uptown, and she just popped out! She killed a few people, but then we really hit it off.
J: Does she, uh, *pantomimes licking his paw*
G: Not as much as you'd think. She does purr.
@Frinkeldoodle "Can't there just be one of you? You're at home, you're at the office, you're at the store, pick one!"
GEORGE: I'm gonna break up with Holly.
JERRY: What's wrong? She givin' you the cold shoulder?
G: Nah, the air conditioner is busted, so I love having her around, and I don't have to drive anywhere, it's just-
J: Not housebroken?
G: She says "pasta" wrong. She says it like "past-uh".
J: Oh, yeah, you can't keep living with that.
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