back in the 90s, there were a bunch of antihero types calling themselves switches, but come on
So much of it happens in abandoned warehouses because of the inevitable consent issues, and pulling off a proper bank robbery scene involves an awful lot of voyeurs
In addition to the usual "thing to put in holes" sex toys, super kink shops sell all sorts of macguffins to steal from each other, like remotes, self-destruct buttons, "ancient" gems and crystals, serums, and the like
Rusty is a brat, but you knew that already.
Villains tend to work out timeshare arrangements because secret lair/sex dungeons are expensive, and there's only so many volcano islands to go around.
"Good help is so hard to find these days", I sigh loudly so I know my henches who get off on being bumbling can hear
There's a rise in villain/villain couples, but not a match in hero/hero ones, mostly because nobody's been able to figure out the logistics. Not to be confused with the league of evil/super team construct, which is more of a casual sex and occasional swinging arrangement.
Modemoiselle can achieve orgasm by monologuing about her giant mind control gun for half an hour. Bratty heroes will escape their trap before this happens.
this is also the dr. doofenshmirtz/perry the platypus dynamic, though I don't think they know this
More and more hero/villain couples tend to be monogamous or one hero/many villains these days- Super Friends and Legion of Doom type arrangements are less and less common.
"monogamous" can still include sidekicks and villainous right hands and henchfolk, of course.
I almost said "villainous number twos", which means something very different in this community
Aftercare involves a lot of sitting around the death ray, sharing food and nerding out over all the cool stuff the other one pulled off
Nursing each other's wounds, of course, and whatever it is you like to do to burn off extra hornt energy.
Depending on the arrangement and the level of kayfabe the sidekicks and henches like to keep, this might have the extra spicy "fraternizing with the enemy" element
Is it possible to be wistful for a ridiculously complicated sex lifestyle
anyways, accepting applications for hero, right hand girl, and henches
The best right hands bring their own unique style and blend it with the villain's theme, and it's not uncommon for this to be a multi-day process of shopping and styling, but a properly paired villain duo is unstoppable. Well, if they're tops.
I keep going back and forth on what kind of right hand Modemoiselle would have- either a punky type to offset her femme energy or keep with the high society theme and give her the same poofy dress, but then she's gotta kinda do her own thing on top of it. I think I'll know it when I see it.
The villain is too "On" too soon and the hero just kinda drops into subspace too early. The temptation is there to keep going with a "Finally decided to join me~?", but you gotta decide whether to ad-lib or stop the scene.
It'd be pretty hot to have everything else done up like a fancy throne room, maid and butler henches and all, except for one punk as shit girl in her leather jacket, blowing a bubble and leaning against the villain's throne. Black hair, safe for a telltale pink streak over the eye.
Blending in seamlessly with the henchmaids and butlers, only to jump on the hero when they least expect it, usually with some serum she or Modemoiselle wants to try out.
Making sure the heroes see when the statue-still murdermaid melts just a little when I take her chin.
@BestGirlGrace This whole thread is ridiculously wholesome and I love it
@witchfynder_finder Thank you! This is one of my favorites.
@BestGirlGrace I'm calling shotgun on Murdermaid
@fluxom_alt So, how would a Lodermaid audition for her place by the throne? Arriving one morning with breakfast in bed?
@BestGirlGrace you can just @ me in the future, it’ll be quicker
@distressedegg You always struck me as more of your own villain, but I wouldn't kick you out of the throne room for smokin'.
@distressedegg it'd be an honor to do crimes together either way <3
@BestGirlGrace what about a magical girl of somesort as a right hand
@BestGirlGrace heckie i'm gonna have to read this, my supervillain sona is like, a villainous magical girl so it's on brand for me
@raincoat Excellent choice of villain sona, by the way
@BestGirlGrace uhh hi this is ancient but gosh this still gets me
@selontheweb I don't know what I'd do without the local wistfulness expert to guide my ponderings. <3
@BestGirlGrace i love being wistful... ❤️ !
@BestGirlGrace If it would mean having the time, money, and energy to pull it all off consistently?
@Balina Absolutely. When I was writing this thread, I kept going back to "Really, it would be amazing to have a big house full of friends who I could pay for their time and enjoy each other's company", and then "villain clothes that fit" and then "creative energy and commitment" and then all the cool horny stuff.
@VyrCossont I keep going back to how horny both Brock and The Monarch were for that giant death ray, tbh
@VyrCossont also, dr. mrs. the monarch is villain goals, except I wouldn't be anyone's second in command
@VyrCossont I want to fuck the death ray too, to be honest.
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.