I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

back in the 90s, there were a bunch of antihero types calling themselves switches, but come on

So much of it happens in abandoned warehouses because of the inevitable consent issues, and pulling off a proper bank robbery scene involves an awful lot of voyeurs

In addition to the usual "thing to put in holes" sex toys, super kink shops sell all sorts of macguffins to steal from each other, like remotes, self-destruct buttons, "ancient" gems and crystals, serums, and the like

theory: this is the universe the Venture Bros. takes place in

Villains tend to work out timeshare arrangements because secret lair/sex dungeons are expensive, and there's only so many volcano islands to go around.

"Good help is so hard to find these days", I sigh loudly so I know my henches who get off on being bumbling can hear

There's a rise in villain/villain couples, but not a match in hero/hero ones, mostly because nobody's been able to figure out the logistics. Not to be confused with the league of evil/super team construct, which is more of a casual sex and occasional swinging arrangement.

Modemoiselle can achieve orgasm by monologuing about her giant mind control gun for half an hour. Bratty heroes will escape their trap before this happens.

this is also the dr. doofenshmirtz/perry the platypus dynamic, though I don't think they know this

More and more hero/villain couples tend to be monogamous or one hero/many villains these days- Super Friends and Legion of Doom type arrangements are less and less common.

"monogamous" can still include sidekicks and villainous right hands and henchfolk, of course.

I almost said "villainous number twos", which means something very different in this community

Aftercare involves a lot of sitting around the death ray, sharing food and nerding out over all the cool stuff the other one pulled off

Nursing each other's wounds, of course, and whatever it is you like to do to burn off extra hornt energy.

Depending on the arrangement and the level of kayfabe the sidekicks and henches like to keep, this might have the extra spicy "fraternizing with the enemy" element

Is it possible to be wistful for a ridiculously complicated sex lifestyle

anyways, accepting applications for hero, right hand girl, and henches

The best right hands bring their own unique style and blend it with the villain's theme, and it's not uncommon for this to be a multi-day process of shopping and styling, but a properly paired villain duo is unstoppable. Well, if they're tops.

I keep going back and forth on what kind of right hand Modemoiselle would have- either a punky type to offset her femme energy or keep with the high society theme and give her the same poofy dress, but then she's gotta kinda do her own thing on top of it. I think I'll know it when I see it.

The villain is too "On" too soon and the hero just kinda drops into subspace too early. The temptation is there to keep going with a "Finally decided to join me~?", but you gotta decide whether to ad-lib or stop the scene.

It'd be pretty hot to have everything else done up like a fancy throne room, maid and butler henches and all, except for one punk as shit girl in her leather jacket, blowing a bubble and leaning against the villain's throne. Black hair, safe for a telltale pink streak over the eye.

Blending in seamlessly with the henchmaids and butlers, only to jump on the hero when they least expect it, usually with some serum she or Modemoiselle wants to try out.

Making sure the heroes see when the statue-still murdermaid melts just a little when I take her chin.

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@fluxom_alt So, how would a Lodermaid audition for her place by the throne? Arriving one morning with breakfast in bed?

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@distressedegg You always struck me as more of your own villain, but I wouldn't kick you out of the throne room for smokin'.

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@BestGirlGrace heckie i'm gonna have to read this, my supervillain sona is like, a villainous magical girl so it's on brand for me

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@selontheweb I don't know what I'd do without the local wistfulness expert to guide my ponderings. <3

@BestGirlGrace If it would mean having the time, money, and energy to pull it all off consistently?
*sighs dreamily*

@Balina Absolutely. When I was writing this thread, I kept going back to "Really, it would be amazing to have a big house full of friends who I could pay for their time and enjoy each other's company", and then "villain clothes that fit" and then "creative energy and commitment" and then all the cool horny stuff.

@BestGirlGrace @Balina also admittedly “wanting a complicated, comfortably antagonistic sex life but don’t have the money or time to actually put that into motion” is like one of the big reasons I draw smut, tbh

@distressedegg @BestGirlGrace And that absolutely comes through in your work. There's a certain brand of comfort that only really works if the person drawing it is giggling or sighing wistfully when they're drawing it.

@Balina @BestGirlGrace someday I’ll be loaded, organized and brain-wasp-free enough to actually pull off some kind of kinky villainous soirée. Until Then: Drawing Time

@distressedegg @Balina I was wondering when you'd find this thread! You're an inspiration for the whole lifestyle villainy thing and nailed the Evil Queers Bein' Pals aesthetic.

@BestGirlGrace This post is being read by an RP mad scientist trying to learn to become an *actual* mad scientist. You do the math. :3

@VyrCossont I keep going back to how horny both Brock and The Monarch were for that giant death ray, tbh

@VyrCossont also, dr. mrs. the monarch is villain goals, except I wouldn't be anyone's second in command

@BestGirlGrace don't forget Doe and Cardholder:

Cardholder: "If that thing were a woman, I'd marry it."
Doe: "And I'd jeopardise our friendship by nailing your hot wife."
@BestGirlGrace gynomorphic late '60s ultra death ray robot who likes to toy with her playmates with _extremely_ close misses? or as is? there is no wrong answer

a throbbing beam of solid coherent energy passes a few millimeters from your naked skin. her collimation is so tight that a beam that could split an island can also cut your hair… or so she says…

"oops", she giggles as you feel the thermal bloom, "they haven't made those lenses for fifty years." that's gonna leave a mark.

@VyrCossont Modemoiselle could achieve orgasm just by monologuing about it as is for half an hour, but a giant robot girl, emerging through the slowly opening domed roof, shaking her overgrown vine hair over her shoulders, taking aim at the hero's plane... and just shooting down one engine while it's still a speck in the distance.

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