I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.
every henchperson in every universe gets off on being bumbling
@spookcentral You get the rare hypercompetent hench, but those tend to become right-hand [wo]men pretty quickly
@spookcentral when they can't achieve orgasm just by fighting, yes
@BestGirlGrace This whole thread is ridiculously wholesome and I love it
@witchfynder_finder Thank you! This is one of my favorites.
@selontheweb I don't know what I'd do without the local wistfulness expert to guide my ponderings. <3
@BestGirlGrace If it would mean having the time, money, and energy to pull it all off consistently?
@Balina Absolutely. When I was writing this thread, I kept going back to "Really, it would be amazing to have a big house full of friends who I could pay for their time and enjoy each other's company", and then "villain clothes that fit" and then "creative energy and commitment" and then all the cool horny stuff.
@VyrCossont I keep going back to how horny both Brock and The Monarch were for that giant death ray, tbh
@VyrCossont also, dr. mrs. the monarch is villain goals, except I wouldn't be anyone's second in command
@VyrCossont I want to fuck the death ray too, to be honest.
@BestGirlGrace evil poops?
@BestGirlGrace You want to toss off moments like that so casually your subs never catch on, and the fun part is, the best subs absolutely never will.
@Austin_Dern See, when I berate them for being incompetent, they know that's part of the kink. When they overhear something like this, they never know what to think.
@BestGirlGrace That's just got to be such layers of thrill for the ones who're in it for the almost-but-not-quite-overcoming-the-conditioning scene.
@Austin_Dern A good villain knows that there's a lot of people depending on her, and that she has to operate on a lot of levels. You should see the spreadsheet I maintain to make sure everyone gets the right kind of torture.
@BestGirlGrace this is the most factual statement on mastodon dot com
@xmakina It all makes so much sense in retrospect!
@BestGirlGrace The whole hero/villain industry inevitably fell apart after the people who started it gradually died out or got into less dangerous long-term relationships.
Yeah, that checks out.
@Balina Yeah, there aren't as many as there used to be. No more big hero or villain teams, and most folks have to do a gritty reboot or specialize into a kink to get any action. Things are starting to turn around with the whole resurgence in hero movies, but hope you like banter.
@BestGirlGrace bumblegirl trying way too hard to impress villains with mass tf agendas and failing miserably because she gets herself caught by the henches
@minty_da Getting dragged into Modemoiselle's throne room, where she gets about two sentences into her speech before she realizes you're not her nemesis
"Well, I suppose I could ask about a threesome~ Or would you make it a beesome?"
@BestGirlGrace i read this toot first, out of context of the rest of the thread, and i was psyched to shop there for a minute
@red Oh, absolutely. I'm gonna get me one of those big ol' green crystals or some kind of cool serum.
them: do you have condoms
me: one sec ***pulls out a large bomb-looking device with a rapid countdown timer***
@red "Or did you want something in the "net gun" family? I think we have one in the back, but you'll have to show ID."
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@BestGirlGrace gdi we literally have a giant abandoned factory like 20 min walk from here, great supervillain lair energy and we know it pretty well, seriously where do we sign up for this is there like a mailing list or
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@alexis oh, hell yeah. there's an empty Sears near here that's just begging for a gay hideout or laser tag arena
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.