I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.
@BestGirlGrace This whole thread is ridiculously wholesome and I love it
@witchfynder_finder Thank you! This is one of my favorites.
@selontheweb I don't know what I'd do without the local wistfulness expert to guide my ponderings. <3
@BestGirlGrace If it would mean having the time, money, and energy to pull it all off consistently?
@Balina Absolutely. When I was writing this thread, I kept going back to "Really, it would be amazing to have a big house full of friends who I could pay for their time and enjoy each other's company", and then "villain clothes that fit" and then "creative energy and commitment" and then all the cool horny stuff.
@BestGirlGrace This post is being read by an RP mad scientist trying to learn to become an *actual* mad scientist. You do the math. :3
@VyrCossont I keep going back to how horny both Brock and The Monarch were for that giant death ray, tbh
@VyrCossont also, dr. mrs. the monarch is villain goals, except I wouldn't be anyone's second in command
@VyrCossont I want to fuck the death ray too, to be honest.
@BestGirlGrace evil poops?
@BestGirlGrace You want to toss off moments like that so casually your subs never catch on, and the fun part is, the best subs absolutely never will.
@Austin_Dern See, when I berate them for being incompetent, they know that's part of the kink. When they overhear something like this, they never know what to think.
@BestGirlGrace That's just got to be such layers of thrill for the ones who're in it for the almost-but-not-quite-overcoming-the-conditioning scene.
@Austin_Dern A good villain knows that there's a lot of people depending on her, and that she has to operate on a lot of levels. You should see the spreadsheet I maintain to make sure everyone gets the right kind of torture.
@BestGirlGrace this is the most factual statement on mastodon dot com
@xmakina It all makes so much sense in retrospect!
@BestGirlGrace The whole hero/villain industry inevitably fell apart after the people who started it gradually died out or got into less dangerous long-term relationships.
Yeah, that checks out.
@Balina Yeah, there aren't as many as there used to be. No more big hero or villain teams, and most folks have to do a gritty reboot or specialize into a kink to get any action. Things are starting to turn around with the whole resurgence in hero movies, but hope you like banter.
@BestGirlGrace bumblegirl trying way too hard to impress villains with mass tf agendas and failing miserably because she gets herself caught by the henches
@minty_da Getting dragged into Modemoiselle's throne room, where she gets about two sentences into her speech before she realizes you're not her nemesis
"Well, I suppose I could ask about a threesome~ Or would you make it a beesome?"
@BestGirlGrace i read this toot first, out of context of the rest of the thread, and i was psyched to shop there for a minute
@red Oh, absolutely. I'm gonna get me one of those big ol' green crystals or some kind of cool serum.
them: do you have condoms
me: one sec ***pulls out a large bomb-looking device with a rapid countdown timer***
@red "Or did you want something in the "net gun" family? I think we have one in the back, but you'll have to show ID."
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@BestGirlGrace gdi we literally have a giant abandoned factory like 20 min walk from here, great supervillain lair energy and we know it pretty well, seriously where do we sign up for this is there like a mailing list or
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@alexis oh, hell yeah. there's an empty Sears near here that's just begging for a gay hideout or laser tag arena
@BestGirlGrace I literally designed like 2 characters for this specific purpose ages ago and I’ve just left them lying around;;;; thank you for reminding me
@photophoregirl Oh, hell yeah! Great minds!
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