I had had to do startx to get here and watch the hard drive slowly fade in
when you can't talk to a cute girl
this all seems to be in order
I somehow messed up typing my password, "penispenis", so now it's just regular penis
I don't have the heart to tell it it's not gonna find anything
custom icons, which you can stll download at http://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/downloads.html
There's a lot of 'em
yeah, the guy who made this is no Windows fan
I'm being oppressed
good news, it comes with a torrent client
this is faster than the ISO downloaded, what the heck
They're kinda small, but the Apparance, Window Behavior, Date and Time, and Display icons have all been Hannah Montanafied
I'm probably gonna break it updating, but let's see.
yeah, let's download 230 updates
Took ten minutes to download, but updating was surprisingly fast. Time to restart.
rebooted to a terminal fine, but when I tried to start X, well
This is happened on every computer I've tried to have a graphical desktop on, so I don't know what I expected
I think this is the end of this Hannah Montana linux installation, folks.
It already Does Not Like this
Welp, it's busted
okay, so, I overwrote sudo, shutdown, and halt, so hm
I wanted to give it a proper shutdown, but I don't think I can at this point.
okay, alt + printscrn + B worked, which I did not know about until I googled it
I ran the virtual disk image through a hex editor, and, welp, there it is. strings works, too.
Terminal Pro Tip: ctrl-S stops the terminal from printing anything new. ctrl-Q will start it up again. People tend to do this on accident and have no idea why everything locked up, but it's also handy for when you want to stop a big scrolling thing of text like this.
this is called XON and XOFF if you need something to google later, but it works best if you google them together
@BestGirlGrace i'm on the edge of my seat
@BestGirlGrace I expected better for genuine certified Miley Cyrus-approved Linux
@BestGirlGrace an odyssey
@Frinkeldoodle I bet I can fuck up Christian Ubuntu even faster
@BestGirlGrace What a fuckin flex, overwriting the drive with the song. I applaud you.
@lousycanuck It seemed like the right thing to do.
@Frinkeldoodle i tried this, but I can't write to it without sudo, and, well, guess who overwrote sudo with song lyrics.
also, the file-system is read-only now anyways.
is- is it gonna be okay grace?
Damn you really fucked that thing up
@BestGirlGrace *sobbing* you get the best of both worlds
@Frinkeldoodle Yeah, if this didn't work, I was gonna do the whole Reboot Even If System Utterly Broken thing. I had an Arch Linux laptop that liked to freeze up a lot, but REISUB would work
Just for laughs, Does sync work?
@netscaler It does not! Shell builtins only.
@BestGirlGrace Imma step out on a limb here — it's quite possible this isn't a very good choice of operating system...
@andi oh, it was unusable before I tried to update it, but yes
Damn that was a long time ago
@netscaler yeah, I had to find some old ubuntu versions, most of which are hosted on people's personal websites
I still remember that ubuntu satanic edition with gnome 2 and compiz. Here comes the nostalgia
@BestGirlGrace the core element of the Hannah Montana experience that we want this distro to convey is the experience of seeing several copies of the logo at any moment
@robotcarsley design doc: user should never forget about hannah montana for a moment
@BestGirlGrace I dunno what comes with this but I already love it
@BestGirlGrace nvm. I recognize it now.
@BestGirlGrace maybe it's windows vista incapable because the machine sucks so much and only linux will run acceptibly on it
@BestGirlGrace nor graphic designer
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.