why the fuck would one of the people be okay with Solomon cutting the baby in half
also it's weird to me that someone would try to steal a baby, but they were probably worth more back then
@BestGirlGrace its not my baby okay
@BestGirlGrace He wanted to cut a child in half for fuck's sake
@requrious yeah, it seems like both of them should have been like "what the fuck, why are we asking this guy"
@BestGirlGrace At least one of them should have said "He wanted to cut a child in half for fuck's sake"
@BestGirlGrace i dont agree with cutting babies in half but i will defend your right to do it. thats democracy
@Absolutely_Blakely "let me tell you something about the first amendment"
@BestGirlGrace *in thomas dolby voice* he blinded them with science!
@BestGirlGrace like even if it's not your kid, what are you going to do with half a baby
where are you going to put it, how are you going to even get it home, just seems like a huge hassle
@minty_da Right? You would think both real mom and fake mom would have been like "no, what the fuck, you can't cut a baby in half", but I guess back then, half a baby was worth something
@BestGirlGrace the best parent was the one that knew babies do not reproduce by mitosis
@distressedegg the classic parenting gotcha question
@BestGirlGrace a fetish thing?
@BestGirlGrace ya ever hate someone so much you become complicit in near government-sanctioned infanticide?
@fluxom_alt if I can't have this ill-gotten baby, nobody can
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