I got hiccups laughing at someone trying to sell this Cool As Ice laserdisc for a hundred bucks
Fuck you, Cool As Ice. You're not worth ten Face/Offs.
Now, is Cool As Ice worth ten Super Mario Bros. movies? Probably.
I'm just saying that if it's between Cool as Ice and vintage pornography, well, you're starting at a disadvantage.
All that and I only get the first part of Ejacula? What a rip.
*jefferson twilight voice* I'm an ejacula hunter. I only hunt ejaculating vampires.
there's a big schism in the ejacula hunter community over whether or not you're allowed to get the vampire to ejaculate, and if so, how much you're allowed to help
Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.