I was going to make a joke about "No interest until 2019!" like that's still an impossibly futuristic year
@BestGirlGrace furniture stores have the weirdest business model where they constantly pretend to undercut themselves and I don't think any other industry does it
@ben it's like how mattress stores are constantly having some kind of sale
@BestGirlGrace @RainierBeringer Anything after 2000 still sounds futuristic to me. Whenever I go back to watch the animated Transformers movie, I rarely catch that the nearly-20-years-into-the-future date of 2005 is thrown out there, and that's ancient history now to most people.
It should be memorable to me, as the year I got my first smart phone, and was mobile web browsing, emailing, and IMing.
@BestGirlGrace I'm not interested until 2019
@BestGirlGrace While we're on the topic of futuristic years, I think my absolute favorite thing to see age in old scifi films is when they say stuff like "In the distant future of 2008!!!" and then a flying car shoots by
Anyways, I think Vaping Skunktopus would be one of those memorable brainfucky boss fights where I try to hypnotize you through the controller or something
@distressedegg @fluxom_alt Today's gamers are used to fake game over screens and the big green HIDEO in the corner. You gotta really fuck 'em up. Call their mom on the phone. Email their dad. Make 'em message their friends. Jack into the back of their neck and hack their brain a little bit. Really push the envelope.
@fluxom_alt I'm always thinking about the Harvey Birdman joke where the Jetsons say they're from the "mysterious, far-off future of 2002"
it's 2019 on the calendar, but it's 20X6 in my heart.
@BestGirlGrace Maaan it's 2020 next year. We should be living in space stations or something
@spottyfox I feel lied to by the one Superman 2020 story I read as a kid
@BestGirlGrace Oh wow, I remember reading those a million years ago.
@BestGirlGrace i can’t believe we’re already at the year marty mcfly went back to the future
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