"Princess, I know about https://hypnovir.us/hacked.html, but how can I take my game to the next level? Isn't your site just for 
?"
"Of course not, dear! It can do 
your instance supports, as long as each short code is "{prefix}{alphanum}{suffix}"
"And what about stuff like 
? Can it help me with those?"
"Oh, it sure can. Try using the prefix, say ":andknuckles_", and typing 12345678 in the top box! The site even does the zero-width space for you so your emojis look their best."
"Golly! Is there anything it can't do?"
"It won't end racism, dear. You have to do that yourself."
"Thanks, Princess! I'm going to shitpost my brains out!"
"Any time, dear. Follow your dreams."
"Also, don't forget you can click the globe under your post and choose "direct" to preview your post to just yourself before you show the world. Then, hit "delete and redraft" on your DM to make any changes you need, switch back to the globe, and show the world! No more embarrassing missteps."
"I didn't even have to set you up for that one, princess!"
"Yeah, it's almost as if this is kind of a clunky way to present information."
